fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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