i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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