i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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