Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
