I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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