That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
