Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
50% drunk capacity currently
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Randomize
