i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
