i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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