So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
God, I missed his penis.
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