oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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