Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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