I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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