Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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