I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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