It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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