So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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