Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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