I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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