If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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