I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
