White coat. Heels.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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