Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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