i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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