we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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