can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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