But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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