Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
