Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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