All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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