Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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