I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Please don't give away my fajitas
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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