What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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