By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My penis needs a shock collar
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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