My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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