well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
