I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dick very happy bro
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
