there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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