I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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