absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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