im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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