He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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