its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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