As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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