what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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