We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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