My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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