it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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