She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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