Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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