I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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