how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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