get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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